Thursday, March 26, 2009

The Rules

Found these on a forum. A little humor to my day.

Pilot Rules

The PILOT always make THE RULES.

THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No CO-PILOT can possibly know all THE RULES.

If the PILOT suspects the CO-PILOT knows all THE RULES, he must immediately change some or all THE RULES.

The PILOT is never wrong. If the PILOT is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the CO-PILOT did or said wrong.

The CO-PILOT must apologize immediately for causing such misunderstanding.

The PILOT may change his mind at any time.

The CO-PILOT must never change his mind without the express written consent of the PILOT.

The PILOT has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The CO-PILOT must remain calm at all times unless, The PILOT wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The CO-PILOT is expected to mind read at all times.

The PILOT is ready when he is ready.

The CO-PILOT must be ready at all times.

Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in Bodily harm.

The CO-PILOT who doesn't abide by THE RULES is grounded.

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