Sunday, July 26, 2009

Retired Pilot Saved In a Horse-Back Riding Mishap

A retired mainline pilot narrowly escaped serious injury recently when he attempted to horse-back ride with no prior experience.

The retired pilot mounted the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately began moving. As it galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the pilot began slipping sideways from the saddle.

Although attempting to grab the horse's mane the pilot could not get a firm grip. He then threw his arms around the horse's neck but continued to slide down the side of the horse. The horse continuted to gallop along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, losing his grip, the pilot attempted to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately his foot became entangled in the stirrup and he was at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head and upper body repeatedly struck the ground.

Moments away from unconsciousness and probable death, to the retired pilot's great fortune a Regional Airline First Officer, working as at Wal-Mart to supplement his meager salary, observed the situation and quickly unplugged the horse.


  1. He's lucky he was retired. If he was still flying the line, the RFO would have left it plugged in. Someone's seniority number somewhere was sure to improve!

  2. Hahaha FUNNY!

    Also, is worth $2,862 according to

  3. My Father was a line pilot... said if you ever want to move up in seniority, just buy a guy ahead of you a power tool for Christmas...


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